dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

(Source: gatta-cicova)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(Source: thesassycat)

hypo-fuck:

sociating:

murder house

I’m going to live in that house

(Source: pupey)

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

Jarvis, sometimes you gotta run, before you can walk.

(Source: utlrons)

darktonystark:

gracestiel:

How I Met Your Father

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#The year was 2008 #I had just gotten back from hell and reunited with your uncle Sammy and uncle Bobby #—after the usual questioning that is— #upon realizing that they hadn’t been the ones to get me out #we set out to find out just what had done it #we contacted a psychic uncle Bobby knew #she lost her sight while using her…well ‘sight’ but she was able to give us a name #’Castiel’ #I didn’t know what he could be #but me and uncle Bobby went on ahead and prepared a place to summon him #when we did the barn we were in began to shake #like a hurricane was passing through #which considering what came next was not quite so wrong #the doors opened. a figure appeared. and sparks flew #it was love at first sight #as it was natural I stood next to Bobby and we both shot at him #I did the duck lips to attract him —they were very popular back then— #and just like that I had him #he came towards me #held my gaze as he crossed the room and Bobby and I continued to shoot #when he got there and put Bobby out #he looked at me and introduced himself #saying he was the one who had gripped me tight and raised me from perdition #I ofcourse thanked him and proceeded to stab him #only to have him smile #having stated intent I then thanked him properly #it was a good thing he had put uncle Bobby out #because I don’t think he would have appreciated the sights that followed next #though I sure did #and…kids

(Source: deanfucker)

isaicv:

ivyarchive:

Arsenal stars change the game #RainbowLaces (x)

fantastic campaign

thegreendeceiver:

loki-cat:

Paranorman reveals first openly gay animated character

at first i thought mitch and kathy were going to hook up, like athletic boys and bratty teenage girls always do at the end of movies. but then he said this and the whole theatre screamed and EVERYTHING MADE SENSE AND IT WAS SO GREAT

What I like about this the best is that they LITERALLY WAITED UNTIL THE VERY LAST SECOND TO REVEAL IT. Basically forcing you to form your opinion of him based on his personality and characteristics, instead of his sexuality.

WHICH IS HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO WORK.

(Source: moriarty)

evilqueenofgallifrey:

trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

yourroyalpenis:

You don’t fuck with Adele

#that’s why her hair is so big #it’s full of secrets

isn’t this exactly what Tyrion Lannister did

(Source: lohan)

destiels-fallen-angel:

deansmanlyfeels:

7x05 // 10x01

Dean after Cas died and Cas after Dean died. I’m just gonna leave this here.

castielismypumpkinofthelord

(Source: crossroadscastiel)

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
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and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

(Source: patickstump)

Track: "Hello!"
Plays: 130,361 plays

landofrunawayangels:

landofrunawayangels:

RAPHAEL:
Hello!
My name is Raphael
And I’m an archangel. No doubt you’ve prob’ly heard of me.

URIEL:
Hello!
My name is Uriel.
I’m in need of some assistance.
That’s where you humans come in.

RAPHAEL:
It is
Quite easy. Just say yes.
Then you’ll be my vessel. Don’t worry, I will do the rest.

BALTHAZAR:
Hello!
My name is Balthazar.
If you have an English accent
Then you’re looking good.

GABRIEL:
Hello!
They call me Gabriel!

MICHAEL:
Hello!

GABRIEL:
I’m looking for commitment
And someone who shuts up.

URIEL:
You can’t
Force us to leave real fast.

ANAEL:
Hello!

GABRIEL:
Just like dating? Not at all!
You’re mine if you recall.
Hello!

LUCIFER:
Hello!
My name is Lucifer!
You’re the perfect vessel for me
Dear Sam Winchester.

ZACHARIAH:
Hey, you!

BALTHAZAR:
Hello!

MICHAEL:
Oh, Dean!

LUCIFER:
You’ll say yes to me.
You know that it will still happen to you eventually!

RAPHAEL:
Come On!

MICHAEL:
Dean!

RAPHAEL:
My name is-

BALTHAZAR:
Jesus Christ!

URIEL:
You’re not my only choice.

RACHEL:
Hello!

GABRIEL:
This runs in families!

LUCIFER:
Hey Sam!

ANAEL:
Hello!

MICHAEL:
Hey, Dean!

ANAEL:
My name is Anael!

URIEL:
We’ll try your kids.

BALTHAZAR:
By doing this you’re going to help us
Save the world!

LUCIFER:
Say yes?

ALL:
We’ll save the world!

BALTHAZAR:
Just you and me!

ALL:
We’ll show you how!

ZACHARIAH:
Hey, you!

MICHAEL:
You free?

ALL:
And if you let us in,
We can start on all this right now!

URIEL:
No thanks?

BALTHAZAR:
You sure?

URIEL:
Oh, well.

BALTHAZAR:
That’s fine.

URIEL:
Goodbye!

BALTHAZAR:
He has a son.

URIEL and RACHEL:
Let’s go!

ALL:
You simply won’t believe how much
Our Grace will change your life,
Our Grace will change your life!
Our Grace will change your life,
Our Grace will change your life!

CASTIEL:
Hello! Would you like to be possessed by an angel?!
You can stick your hand in boiling water!

GOD:
No, No, Castiel!
That’s NOT how we do it! You’re scaring them away again!
Just stick to the approved dialogue
Angels, show him!

ANGELS:
Hello!

CASTIEL:
Hello…

ANGELS:
My name is:

CASTIEL:
Castiel?

ANGELS:
And we would like to talk to you about a vessel’s life.

RAPHAEL:
Say Yes!

URIEL:
Hello!

BALTHAZAR and GABRIEL:
There’s one!

ANAEL and ZACHARIAH:
Let’s go!

LUCIFER:
Just go say yes!

MICHAEL:
He’s free!

ZACHARIAH:
For them!

MICHAEL:
For me!

ANGELS:
You see?
You simply won’t believe
How much our Grace will change
Your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change your life!
Our Grace will change your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change-
-So you aren’t claimed by

ANAEL:
Hell…O!

LUCIFER:
Me!

ANGELS:
You might as well say yes
But if you say it now we can just skip all of the rest.
Save eternity
For all your family.
We can fully guarantee you that
Our Grace will change your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change your life!
The Grace of Angels!
(Angels!)
Hello!!!

DEAN:
Bullshit!

Reblogged to celebrate the anniversary of Castiel’s first hello to Dean Winchester.

shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me