I was chatting with a friend and I was complaining about my lack of followers on Tumblr. My friend had an amazingly awful idea.
Me: I don't know how to get more followers.
Friend: Followers? Like a cult?
Me: No, like on my Tumblr blog.
Friend: Oh, that's easy.
Me: Yeah? How so?
Friend: Post pictures of your boobs. It's how I got so many people to add me on MyYearbook.
Me: That's awful.
Friend: Well, you don't have to use your boobs, you know.